grand opening

[gifting]

Read this post first.

To start this comm off, here is a mass post. It works like this.

▶ Label in the subject whether you are offering paids for stuff or offering stuff for paids.
▶ Reply to each other and discuss specific details in private.
▶ There's no form for this, so be creative with your ads.

Once this entry dies down, users can make individual posts for themselves. Keep the comm alive so everyone can profit!

Comments

Offering: Paids

[dukevendetta]

Make me laugh and I will buy you a paid.

Limit of 5.

[watchet]

farts

[dukevendetta]

I smiled.

Try harder.

[watchet]

dog farts

[spacejohnwayne]

It makes me laugh, but I'm a sad person.

[dukevendetta]

That is blocked at my place of work ):

[spacejohnwayne]

Better?

Re: Offering: Paids

[whitetwoguns]

Paids

[dukevendetta]

Okay at first I looked at it. Completely sat here deadpan for a good minute. And then I kept watching it. And kept watching it. I think convincing myself it wasn't funny made it actually funny.

Name your account.

Re: Paids

[whitetwoguns]

badgeandgauntlet please and thank you~

[andthenwasazombie]

YOU NEVER TAGGED BACK MY SMUT THREAD

DON'T YOU WANT TO PORN WITH THIS??????????

[dukevendetta]

Nice try butwhytho

[andthenwasazombie]

the fact that my pisspoor attempt totally sincere plea has been so grossly misattributed just breaks my heart.

breaks it clean in half, I tell you. :(

[butwhytho]

What?



I would never take a username over fifteen letters. I'm offended.

[misdreavus]

[dukevendetta]

Keep trying.

[whatthedick]

[dukevendetta]

I grinned but no "ha"s escaped these precious lips.

Keep going.

[whatthedick]

It'd probably be funnier if it was 'I'M CRUMBING I'M CRUMBING..'

[grotesquely]

[dukevendetta]

YOURE FUCKING LATE BUT YOU KNOW THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME LOSE IT FOR NO REASON.

Okay fine I will grant a sixth just because I love you.

[grotesquely]

LMFAOFMAOAFMFA NO YOU DON'T NEED TO I JUST WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE

5 have completed this challenge.

[dukevendetta]

No more paids right now.

Maybe later.

Re: 5 have completed this challenge.

[selfloyalty]

can i still show you dirty disney confessions in public.

[hippopotamus]

you know, i was gonna try and think of a legitimate joke to say here

but i look at that icon and all i can think of is










ghost blowjob